Monday, January 10, 2011

lazy bitch

     I don't know, man.  I just couldn't finish this one.  I am one big, lazy bitch right now.  I ain't fucking finishing this.  This is it.  It's done.  In fact, I'm sick of looking at it.  If you donate a couple bucks for shipping I'll send this bitch to you!  Normally, I'd send it for the free but we are strapped right now and every penny counts.

     Aaaaanyway, I think what happened is that I started on this before I got sick.  It was going to be a companion piece to breakthrough.  Breakthrough was started with marker and finished with watercolor.  Lazy Bitch Skull here was started with watercolor and I tried to finish it with marker but then I found myself sitting on the the toilet, hugging a trash can.  I think the virus killed what little inspiration I had for this piece and then I spent 48 hours purging all the dead inspiration out of my system.  No wonder it smelled so bad.

      Okay, I'm surprised I was motivated enough to get this far.  I'm off to spend some quality time with my Fleshlights.


  1. oddly enough, it looks complete, the white background makes the colours pop out more

  2. Yes, it's a nice effect.

    Feel better.

  3. I think it looks complete also. I can tell it's yours, but at the same time it is a bit different from a lot of your other work. I think because of the lack of sharpie-involvement and the more subtle colors. I like it a lot. It rather reminds me of some deranged muppet. Which is cool, cause I love all muppets. And deranged stuff. Glad you're feeling better.

  4. Thanks, everyone, for the kindness and letting me bitch a little.

    Gable: Fleshlights ARE awesome, and educational! Not only can you jerk it, but when you're left with your virtual vagina to clean, it really gives you a greater appreciation for the other side of things.

    Katn: Deranged muppet is so spot-on. Thank you.

  5. Ah ha - you made me feel better about my painting. I decided to become an artist over the weekend so I bought paint, brushes and paper. I painted a parakeet without a head and legs that weren't attached. Why? Because I don't know how to paint the damn head. I just threw the legs on there because they were easy.

  6. Yeah, I could probably make MOST people feel better about their painting. I'm a pretty novice painter myself.